The Snap Count Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Bryant scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.