The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bryant drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.