The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bryant's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bryant was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.