The Shadow Coverage Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bryant gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.