The Phantom Holding Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bryant's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.