The Snap Count Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- The QB looks at Bryant exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bryant's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.