The Inch-Short Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bryant, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.