The Dropped Pass Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Bryant tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
75%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bryant, Bryant, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.