The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bryant's stadium. Only over Bryant.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- The QB looks at Bryant exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Bryant is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.