The Phantom Flag Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bryant is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.