The Mystery Tweak Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bryant's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bryant was due a breakout.
79%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.