The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bryant's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bryant's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.