The Snap Count Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bryant's stadium. Only over Bryant.
77%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.