The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Bryant is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bryant's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.