The Inch-Short Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bryant's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.