The Dropped Pass Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.