The Dropped Pass Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Bryant on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bryant's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.