The Butter-Finger Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bryant gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
87%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.