The Hamstring Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bryant's stadium. Only over Bryant.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bryant, Bryant, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.