The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Bryant's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bryant, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.