The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Bryant will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bryant drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.