The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Bryant's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bryant's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.