The Dropped Pass Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Bryant is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Bryant scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.