The Mystery Tweak Hex of Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant · DEN · WR
“Bryant gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bryant's week
- Bryant will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bryant finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Bryant scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Bryant in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Bryant is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Bryant actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.