The Checkdown Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Mahomes's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mahomes slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
85%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mahomes's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.