The Late Scratch Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Mahomes: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Ref: "Number Mahomes, that's a flag." Mahomes: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mahomes drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.