The Hamstring Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Every deep ball Mahomes throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Mahomes scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mahomes, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.