The Late Scratch Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“The broadcast shows Mahomes on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Mahomes will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
80%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mahomes drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Kenneth Walker III
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Rashee Rice
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.