The Sack Spiral Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mahomes's stadium. Only over Mahomes.
- Mahomes gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
72%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mahomes's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.