The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.