The Checkdown Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- The play clock hits zero on Mahomes four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
83%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mahomes, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.