The Sideline-Scold Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mahomes gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mahomes's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.