The Hamstring Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mahomes throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
88%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mahomes drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.