The Kneel-Down Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Mahomes four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Mahomes is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mahomes drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.