The Kneel-Down Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Mahomes's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mahomes scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.