The Sack Spiral Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Mahomes: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- The broadcast shows Mahomes on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mahomes, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.