The Snap Count Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Every deep ball Mahomes throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mahomes gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mahomes's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.