The Phantom Flag Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mahomes's stadium. Only over Mahomes.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mahomes will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.