The Intentional Grounding Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Ref: "Number Mahomes, that's a flag." Mahomes: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mahomes sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mahomes, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.