The Kneel-Down Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Garbage time arrives early for Mahomes: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
75%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Mahomes scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.