The Phantom Flag Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Mahomes: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- Mahomes gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mahomes's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.