The Phantom Flag Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Mahomes scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.