The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mahomes will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mahomes's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.