The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mahomes gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mahomes, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.