The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Mahomes, the end zone is a rumor.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Mahomes scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.