The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Mahomes gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mahomes, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.