The Kneel-Down Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mahomes's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.