The Snap Count Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Mahomes gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
77%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.