The Mystery Tweak Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Mahomes gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
84%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mahomes's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.