The Kneel-Down Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mahomes drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.